The Duff we used to Know!

Gossip Girl's new episode viewed yesterday evening and it was very interesting. Jenny conflicting with being Queen J or not. Serena trying to figure out a way to tell her mom about her not going to brown, uncomfortably using Rufus (You have to see it). Lily returning ordering Serena to go to Brown. Blair reviving her high school roots with teenagers of Constance. And Chuck defying Blair just to remind her who she is and that he loves her (Will make you scream for joy). But ultimately what got me was Hilary Duff being apart of the cast now. Maybe it's for a short period of time, but just in this episode, I wouldn't mind her appearance and company. She plays the character Olivia; who is an actress on a popular television show or movie trilogy. She meets Dan (Lonely boy); who knows little to nothing on who she is, and she tells him her name is Kate. Besides the point, Hilary Duff has progressed into a beautiful young lady. I remember seeing her a year or two ago and she was so thin and she looked pretty sick. But now, she has a little meat on her bones and looks phenomanal in my opinion. She looks herself when she played "Lizzie McGuire." II'm glad she's back in the light and on one of my favorite show and I know everytime I see her, I will sing Lizzie McGuire theme song in my head. Welcome Back Hilary, Welcome Back!

--Jae

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It's Been A While!

Good evening readers! I know we have not took the time to inform you all on things, but duty calls. So I come to thank you for sticking with us and this and a couple of following post will be our last until further notice. School and personal life situations can take a lot of your time and it has with us. S sends his apologies and I, too, apologize for everything and hope to inform you all later in the future.

--Jae

Yay Cleveland Show!!!

We had our doubts about the Family Guy 2.0 series, The Cleveland Show, but ya'll tuned in, giving it big ratings for it's debut.

The new animated sitcom brought in 9.4 million viewers (only slightly down from Family Guy's 10.2 million viewers) and it won second in the night with adult audiences. (All of the real men were watching FOOTBALL!)

Says Perez.

It was quite okay, it needs to be living up a bit, or a lot, but by far Family Guy was hilarious. Still nothing will kill my love for Glee!

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I love NAZI's! Syke!

So I had just got back to my aunt's house to go to school yesterday and I was awaiting the Premiere of The Cleveland Show and a message in the bottom right corner popped up. It was reminder of a documentary on the "American Nazis." While I denied to watch it because of TCS and FG premieres, we switched back and forward during commercials and what I saw was very, um, strange. I've noticed racism (I'm black people parents and schools walk you through it everyday of your life, until their gone) before and even saw the movies and stuff, but I have never really saw anything so recent. Check this out.



Today, I searched for the video and came across a forum speaking about it and about something else that viewed before it. It was of the Black Panther Party (Which is just as sick as the other racial parties) and I want to see it, so I'll post some info on it when I read and see it.

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After Two Years Things Just Got Worse!

I, myself am a proud graduate of Fenger Academy, won't give my name, but I have witness many things in my four years at Fenger. Fights after fights happened constantly, but there has never been anything as brutal as what you are about to witness. My prayers and remorse goes out to the family of Albert...


Three Teens Charged in Fenger Beating Death

Updated: Monday, 28 Sep 2009, 12:49 PM CDT
Published : Sunday, 27 Sep 2009, 9:12 PM CDT

* By Darlene Hill, FOX Chicago News

Chicago - Bond was denied Monday afternoon for three teens charged with murder in the beating death of a 16-year-old boy Thursday afternoon near Fenger High School in the Far South Side Roseland neighborhood.

Silvanus Shannon, 19; Eric Carson, 16; and Eugene Riley, 18, all of Chicago, are charged with one count each of first-degree murder, according to Cook County State's Attorney's office spokeswoman Tandra Simonton. Carson is being charged as an adult, and all three are scheduled for a bond hearing at noon.

Security around the school also have been increased after the incident.

A video obtained by FOX Chicago News helped Chicago Police in their investigation.

Derrion Albert, 16, was killed Thursday afternoon while walking home from school.

The honor-roll student was three blocks from Fenger High School when, witnesses said, gang members who were in the middle of fight started beating Albert.

Students said Albert was a smart, quiet kid who didn't hang out with others and was not in a gang.

Chicago Police told FOX Chicago News that the student who hit Albert with a board is now in police custody, and is being questioned.

A number of other students were picked up earlier Sunday afternoon.

Police said they are trying to figure out why the rival gangs are fighting and why Albert was savagely beaten.

Police and Chicago Public Schools are planning to boost security at Fenger Monday.

Three other students were beaten Thursday. One student, a senior at Fenger, had his jaw was broken. And he has already talked to Chicago police about who was out there and why students, some as young as 14 and 15 years old were fighting.

Security cameras in the area picked up some of the images fighting, but no faces were visible. Faces did, however, show on the camera of a man who caught the fighting on video. That man is also being questioned by police Sunday night.

Derrion Albert's mom said witnesses told her he was "trying to help another student and kind of got mixed in with the crowd of the fight and he was hit.”

A senior who witnessed the whole thing said the melee lasted less than five minutes.

By Darlene Hill, FOX Chicago News



My Own Thoughts: Was it actually worth killing someone over something so pathetic. I can give us South Chicagoan the benefit of the doubt because it is SO hard and depressing, but this was by far too much. This was not the first time a teenager was killed in the land of violence. We have to make things better or they're only going to get worse. This is our future we are watching, crumbling right before us. It's about time we do something about this.

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Where did everybody go?

I know readers, five days of no news? Pretty insane to do when having a blog, but things have been hectic. Internet is down so I'm pratically out of luck until I get to school and S is super busy AT school, yeah life sucks pretty much. Just bare with us because when I get time or S get time to really get down to business, it will raise some eye brows.

--Jae

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The Beautiful Night of Wednesday!

How can I say this without being too over excited. GLEE WAS AWESOME!

I don't know what it is about Glee, but this show is by for AWSEE! It started off a little slow, but by time you actually want to turn, someone's window get busted, literally. ANTM was also good and for them to actually have a cast of short models is kind of, yeah that. They are beautiful girls and I hate to see them each get cut every week until ANTM is chosen.

Well, just had to post something honestly and just got out of class so later bitches!

--Jae

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The Best 2nd Chance I've Ever Given!

Who would've ever thought eating your OWN words would taste so sweet!The CW last week line up was a little dry and even after the dry ep this week of GG I thought it may be the end of the world sooner than ever. But yesterday was a huge turn after viewing two shows who's premieres didn't cut it for me. Well, their second eps were phenomenal.

90210 was great last night, Naomi's bitch of a sister took the cake for making it as juicy as it was. And Naveed or what ever the hell his name is, really pissed me off last night and I loved it.

I told everyone in my earlier post last week that Melrose Place was horrible, but was going to give it a second chance. You want to know opinion? Outstandingly fantastic drama (standing ovation). This episode actually went there, from prostitution to the 5th power, it was amazing. Ashlee Simpson's acting is way better than Kristen Stewart's on Twilight (Total drag K-Stew, but I still love you and will be at the movies on the release of New Moon), she did nice. The character Ella is who I favor over them all, she gets what she wants when she wants it and that's toats hot, here's my number.

You know what they say: "Once you go black, you end up in a wheel chair." Wow, maybe that's why a lot of white girls don't date black guys.

The lesson here is don't judge a book by it's cover, view the index!

--Jae

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What College Napping really looks lIke!

I've wasted so much time napping while in college. Pictured above is me and one of my bro's during an unscheduled midday nap session.I have a few things in my mind grapes that I'm going to deff gonna post about if I ever get out of my rut, but until then I'll just say that I love the picture Jae put up because when you are in college (at least at state school as I am) it is totally normal to see folks napping in the Library. Been there done that. But yeah, I have one more class today then Theater run crew from 4:30 til Midnight and plenty of homework to keep me busy indefinitely. So guess I'll just see you when I see you, readers.

Don't Cry For Me,I'm Already Dead
--S

Busybusybusy!

I know some are wondering where the hell is 'S.' Well my BFFN (Best Friend For Now) has been totally busy, talking up to his neck in school work. He will be posting soon, no worries and he will be bringing bullshit with the Melrose Place thing with him, but until then we can't wait for his great return.

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Wow, what a Drag!

Gossip Girl premiered yesterday and it was.... okay. I like wonderful, great, fantastic, but all I got was, meh and from the looks of critics and viewers, many were disappointed.

New York Daily News - Cristina Kinon 88/100
While it remains to be seen if Gossip Girl will take the plot plunge "The O.C." did after its first season, the beginning here is encouraging

Los Angeles Times - Mary McNamara 80/100
Gossip Girl is eye candy, and mind candy, as pretty as a perfectly prepared martini--one that some nasty, picture-perfect have-it-all may or may not have drugged.

The New York Times - Alessandra Stanley 70/100
It's a sleek, glossy, musically enhanced soap opera centered on wealthy, gorgeous high school students who connive and cavort to the sound of Rihanna, Justin Timberlake, Peter Bjorn and John, Angels & Airwaves, and Timbaland.

Variety - Brian Lowry 60/100
Gossip Girl hardly breaks any new ground.

New York Magazine - John Leonard 30/100
I don’t care whether Serena (Blake Lively) and Blair (Leighton Meester) can ever be best friends again after what happened with Blair’s boyfriend before Serena ran off to boarding school is not just because I’m an old fart.

Chicago Tribune - Maureen Ryan 30/100
But it's not just that the Gossip Girl cast lacks chemistry. Among these characters and threaded through these predictable, thin stories, there's precious little of anything that approaches sweetness, kindness, altruism or heart.

Chicago Sun-Times - Doug Elfman 25/100
It's one of the worst new series--but for its cardboard acting and writing, not for the morals.

Harsh right? Gossip Girl started out as a phenomenal show, but the seasons after are treading towards cancellation. It would break my heart to such outcome, but it give me a chance for my OWN tv series to take their spot, just saying. XOXO

--Jae

**UPDATE**
Not only was the premiere of Gossip Girl was a drag, but the ratings were terrible. Word from Perez says the show's ratings were down 36%. down from season 1 or season 2 (Give me a break readers I'm at school). Well, from the look of things, GG might be on it's way to extinction.

--Jae

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R.I.P to the Dirty Dancer, Patrick Swayze.

"Patrick Swayze, who seamlessly blended sensitivity and brawn in roles as diverse as a dance instructor in Dirty Dancing and a surfing bank robber in Point Break, has died after playing a role that demanded more of his courage and determination than any other: cancer patient.

The 57-year-old star of Ghost and The Outsiders, who was nominated three times for an acting Golden Globe, endured a nearly two-year battle with pancreatic cancer. Swayze's publicist said he died Monday with family at his side, according to the Associated Press.

Swayze will be missed.

--Jae

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Who else but me could've see this coming?

After Kanye's disrespect to beautiful and talented, country singer T-Swift and the VMA's in general, a party was present and there was a fight?!

The Most popular urban site Mediatakeout.com posted that Jay-Z and Beyonce got into a heated arguement and he left with Rihanna. SAY WHAT?! Here's the story.

"MediaTakeOut.com just got wind of some EXPLOSIVE NEWS!!!! Apparently Kanye's outburst during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech has caused more trouble than he could have imagined.

According to one of MediaTakeOut.com's entertainment industry insiders, it caused a HUGE BLOW UP between Jay Z and Beyonce.

The insider, who asked to remain anonymous, told MediaTakeOut.com that soon after Kanye's outburst - MTV network execs were furious. They asked Kanye to go out on stage and apologize - which he refused. Instead, our insider explained, Kanye chose to leave the event.

But here's where things get interesting. While all this was happening backstage, MediaTakeOut.com learned that Jay Z was right there with Kanye. According to our insider, 'Jay Z was upset with the way [MTV] treated Kanye ... so when he saw Beyonce do what she did with Taylor - he saw it as a very disloyal move.'

And that disloyalty wouldn't go without being punished. According to our insider, Jay LEFT THE EVENT without Beyonce. He reportedly called up Rihanna - who did not attend the Awards show - and attended at least 2 of the VMA afterparties with her instead."

DAMN Jay was it that serious to leave Beyowulf like that. I thought she did the right thing, I still don't like her ass, but Damn. MTO said they will keep everyone updated on the matter.

--Jae

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Oh No he Didn't?!

The VMA's was particularly precise this year. What do I mean about this, you ask? I don't even know, but what I do know is how rude Kanyeezy can be.
Yesterday, I was watching the VMA's on my cousin's 13 inch standard television (I know right) and Taylor Swift took the best female video award which I thought was totally bogus, I mean it had GaGa's name all over it. Well, Beyonce was in the same catagory and lost to Taylor Swift. What ever, it happened, right? Well, while Tayls was speaking Kanye got on stage, gentlely grabbed the mic and apologized for interrupting and blurted, well just take a look below.

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Kanye is such a little whiney bitch, rude, and can't simply shut his mouth, hm :-) he will go far! And a tip to T-Swift; you should have made a smart remark when his tired ass left off stage. Kanyeezy is still on of my favorite rappers, but he has to do better than this. He making Chicago black males look like douche, I know I am, but about the nice guys walking throughout the windy city... Oh, there is none.

--Jae

**UPDATE*** Kanye apologized on Twitter. It's too late Kanyval, the damage is done you jerk. The chi still love you though.

--Jae

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Glee rocks! And Melrose flops! (Update: For the love of Glee)

Sorry S, but you made me do this. I want to like Melrose, so I'm going to give it another shot. But just as I felt that premiere was not good, the ratings were terrible.

Glee had over 7.2 million viewers, Wednesday on Fox, while Melrose Place and So You Think You Can Dance didn't do so well.

According to Examiner.com, Melrose Place was unsuccessful in ratings this past Tuesday night. The now-canceled show Privileged (Which I would prefer and think was awesome) even received 37% higher ratings with their debut in the same spot.

Now look, I want to get to know MP and maybe it will be good, but I hope people actually watch it. I don't like the camera scheme or what ever, it looks like All My Children & One Life to Live. My bffn S really likes this show and I hope I begin to like it too, but till then Glee rocked! Suck on that!

P.s. XOXO Gossip Girl
Monday Sept. 14 at 9/8c on TheCW
Heroes at 8/7 on NBC

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For the Love of Glee!

Greetings our wonderful readers of 2morrow! I'm happy to announce that Glee is a awesome show. Now I have been very disappointed by two most talked about tv shows. 90210 n Melrose Place, were very dreadful. Well, 90210 made me gasp and smile? but it was sort of dry. Is it just me? or does the girl that plays Annie always get raped. In Degrassi, same thing, its kind of lame seeing the same thing happpening to the same person, exactly the same way-kind of lame. I don't remember Melrose, but I'll check the next ep to see if its any better.

What's more important? Is Glee. I didn't know what to expect, toats awseeness! The Pilot was by far great and the second ep slash series premiere was promising and delivered on most counts. Though it being a comedic musical, the drama is there (Way better than Degrassi). I for one love the joy Glee brings and hope it will be a good season. Glee was good, but Gossip Girl still can be on the top of my list.

Tomorrow The Vampire Diaries will premiere, sealed with blood will you watch?

--Jae

****S's input: You're a bitch, just like Collie! I loved Melrose Place. it has the potential to go there, it probably won't, but still... Anyway maybe it's just to mature for you. Whatever, everyone else, I say give Melrose place a try, it was actually good. My next post will have the deats (details) !*****

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Umm, I did it better !?

Season 2 of 90210 premiered tonight, and word on the street is that it was not quite as good as it could have been. I know this because I had a concept for the season premier that I was told was better. I'm not deluded. It probably wasn't(lol)but i makes me wonder what does it really ( I mean really, really)take to make it as a professional writer nowadays. I know, breaking through as a script writer is really hard and I have nothing but respect for those who make it professionally, but it sucks that t.v writers some times come up with such crap. I'm a fan of numerous screenplay writer's blogs, and I know the studios and networks notes and all kind of things, make life hard for those who do it. Few writers truly have creative control over other people's series, but sometimes I just feel like writers slack a lot. I enjoy the show 90210 not really because of the stellar quality of the series but because it is the subject matter I am interested in writing. Teen and young adult sci-fi/fiction (I would love to work on the staff of a CW show). And I feel like when a pure crap episode comes out, it really hurts the legitimacy of the industry. I mean, there is only so much a writer can do, but is there really any excuse for what happened on Buffy season 7? For those of you not in the know, lets just say Buffy The vampire slayer (the t.v series) could be great at times but season seven was a train wreck. Why can't Heroes get back on track? Why did Phoebe's baby daddy storyline on Charmed last so long instead of giving her back her damn powers? Where is your respect for your audience writers? If you don't care then how did you get your jobs? I don't know and it just makes me sad is all. there is a part of me that really wants to be a screenplay writer, but I feel like getting through the doors aren't about really caring for the craft and entertaining people, just about who you know and having enough money that you can support your coke habit, I mean writing career. Oh well love you anyway.

PS. My outline was really good

Life is Life,

--S

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Laborday weekend went by to quickly!

I had a blast this weekend, but I didn't really get anything done. Before the weekend started I had a whole plan to take it easy and follow some academic pursuits. That did not happen. I need to learn some self control I guess, but I'm just so lackadaisical that I have a hard time getting things done. Bad trait to have, I know, but I don't want to get all EMO in this blog post. I actually just wanted to highlight some of the awesomeness that was this weekend.
Thursday Night: Went to friend's keggar, almost got into a rumble on the street
Friday: Worked on a group project (so technically some school work did get done), hosted a get together for a friend's 21st birthday, ended the night Hanging with my friends Sully and Amanda.
Saturday: A group of my friends got a party bus and went to the bars. The bus attendant was outrageous and gave us an impromptu show (Think PG rated stripping but without actual nudity. It was weird and she was missing a tooth but I was already intoxicated so It was all in good fun) lost my friends at the bar and ended up getting a ride from a friend of a friend, texted my kinda ex, because I was drunk, ran around in the rain and missed out on a slip and slide some people I know were doing in the rain. that progression is a little fuzzy.
Sunday night: Back At Sully's apartment, because Amanda's dad was in town so he sponsored a night of Jager shots, beer pong(I didn't play because I suck at the game) and crackers and cheese.
Today: I was suppose to do Keggs and Eggs for breakfast but instead watched the Evil Green Ranger Saga with my roommates. That was my weekend in a nut shell.

My name is S and I like to party,


--S

FYI!

Just so y'all know some of the Naked Cafe lingo:
Fit= it's slang, from England. It basically means the same thing as hot, only it's better because it's foreign.
Y'all = You all
Toats= Totally.
Obvs= obviously
Sitch= Situation (clearly I'm far busy to bother to use full words)
"You're a bitch, just like Collie!" (That is kind of an inside joke but it means that someone is flipping out, If any one watched Real World:Denver, they might get it.)
"We're gone do it, we're gone do it!" (Again inside joke. These last two are more about the delivery then the actual substance)
more if I think of them...
N big D(no big deal)


--S

To Live or Die in The City!

My hopes is low for The Hills at this point, but I think this will make my fall line-up complete; here's the trailer for The city.

The City - MTV Shows

Juicy or What? The City is going there, too bad Degrassi isn't.

--Jae

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The Bitch IS TOATS back!

Reality tv started with one show that became one of the most talked about something, like Twilight (So can't wait for New Moon). It all started with Laguna Beach. From there it became more dramatic with the spin-off known as The Hills. After five wonderful seasons we are blessed with one more (Possibly the last) season and LC is gone. But, there's a new sheriff in town; Kristin Cavallari. KC is the hottest "Biotch" since Big Red and Regina George, the only problem though is that she actually exist. Here's a trailer for The new season of The Hills. Oh, and Speidi is in the mix too, but you don't have to watch that (Wink, Wink).

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--Jae

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That is SO Fit!

If you don't know by now Fit is our way of saying Hot. So our first 'SO Fit' image of the day is none other than, Drum roll please,



Shaq in a Speedo!

Why is he embarrassing himself in such graphic manner you ask? They are on set of his new reality show (I know, another sports star getting a tv show or just another reality show, like there are not million of those, shout out to the hills and laguna beach) Shaq VS. The show basically is about Shaq going up against other top notch athletes in their own sport (this should interesting) with a twist... Okay, I lied no twist that's just the gist of it. I mean i might watch unless it interferes in my weekly, fall line up (The CW n FOX rocks). Besides I think Shaq toats rocked that speedo. That is SO FIT!

--Jae

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Jigga MY N****! SYKE!

Readers of the cafe, I have two words for you "Jigga, is, Crazy! Or maybe that's three, but continuing; Rapper Jay-Z allegedly threw a jab at "The Big O" (Oprah people, keep up). MediaTakeOut.com explains what happened when One India dissected the conversation in Oprah's Magazine:

"Hip-hop recently generated a lot of disapproval from prominent black celebrities like Oprah Winfrey and Bill Cosby, who say it is misogynistic and frequent uses the racial N-word. An annoyed Cosby even went on to pull off a hip-hop album that was "without the profanity, misogyny, violence and braggadocio".

However Jay-Z thinks otherwise. 'People in those circles try to dismiss it, buy you can't because it's part of culture. They only attack hip-hop because, and I hate to sound like a cynic, but this is all done for publicity purposes, right? You don't attack the real issue - you attack the thing that's popular.'"

Wow, and Oprah thought she was doing 'Bey' a favor.

My opinion is that Rap has got toats out of hand. I luv it, but certain things does not need to be said in many songs.

--Jae

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Five Movies in and They're still Bringing It!

Thanks to a drunken late night phone call, I woke up this morning with a undeniable urge to watch the Movie Bring It On. I watched it,but my hunger was not sated; a trip to the video store later and I was the proud owner of two new movies. Bring it On:In It to Win It, and Bring it on: Fight to the Finish. So I did a Mini marathon and going in with low expectations was pleasantly surprised. The Original was obviously the best, in terms of production value, music choice, and acting, yet somehow the new movies manage to capture the right amount of cheesy fluff entertainment. My major qualm with In it to win it was the terrible music selection, yet someone at the studios must have had the same thought because Fight to the Finish (Staring Christina Milian) was pretty bumpin'. I approve! Well played Universal Studios, and Beacon Pictures!

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Holla!

-Jae

Quote of the day

Life is life, but people suck!

--S

I smoked a cig and I liked It.

(Looking over this post made me realize I have to clarify that I'm 21 years old and in college right now), Ummmm, so I just got home from a late night out, and it was pretty random. As I was leaving my friend's apartment some guy walked up and said "Anyone need a cigarette?" and me , being me . a non-smoker but slightly intoxicated said the obvious thing "Yeah I do, thanks" so me and one of my roommates, Joe were walking back to our house I was walking down the streat smoking, feeling kinda B.A.(badass) and we met a guy coming out of the Dominos with a pizza, randomly we struck up a conversations, and then he tried to get us talking to some random girls who were walking in front of us. It would have happened except randomly a guy walked in front of us wearing New Orleans gear. Frankly I could give a damn but Joe is a hardcore Chicago Guy. " New Orleans sucks!" He yells at the guy as he passes. there are a lot of guys on the sidewalk so I guess he thought the guy wasn't going to turn around. He was wrong , the guy had been drinking too apparently so he turned around "Who said that?" long story , a lot less long we were on the street for a good 15 minutes talking shit back and forth until the guy finally realized he was outnumbered and went home. Shenanigans, I tell you! Now I'm home, smell like cigarette and watching late night MTV. the Real World: The Ruins looks like it is going to be a hoot, and I really like the Taylor Swift song You belong with me.

Peace out Hommies!

--S

Is it Morphing Time Yet?

I use to be(and still am to an extent,)a big fan of the original Power Ranger series. The newer stuff is lamezilla, but the older stuff is classic in my eyes(it helps that I haven't watched most of the episodes in about a decade). Jason, Trini, Billy,Kimberly, Zach, Tommy, Aisha, Rocky, Adam, And Kat, were totally my heroes of choice back in the day, I'll even throw a bone to their immediate successors: Tj, Marco, Ashley, Cassie, Andros, and Zhane. Not Justin though, he was lame. So it is kind of random that two of the original actors have popped up in the news recently.


Walter Jones who played Zach the Black Ranger got pulled over, and the arrested for a DUI over the past weekend after attending a Anime Convention. Statements have been released that proves that Walter was innocent, but you know the internet. Things spread quickly. *Lame joke ahead* I guess it is a good thing that Walter didn't try to shift into Turbo. (Hey, it's funny if you are me)



Now on a much more random note: according to JustJared.com Jason David Frank best known as Tommy the Green,White,Red and Black Ranger(dude was on a lot of seasons) has decided to take his mixed martial arts training and try to become a UFC fighter. This is both awesome and terrible. I'm not the hugest UFC fan, but my roommates are and imagining Tommy in the ring fills me with a sort of childlike glee. The dude could suck and he would still have a huge following, so I guess more power to him! If Brock Lesnar can be a success then why not the Green Ranger? Also if he gets his face knocked in that's cool too; I always preferred Jason anyway.

WWZD? (What Would Zordon Do?)

--S

Me Against the Music

When it comes to music I am what the Spanish would call "El Terrible". I like a lot of music but I never really had an intense passion for one genre over the other. I don't know if you have ever experienced them but there are certain kids out there who honestly think they don't like music. I use to be one of those kids. I think this is usually because the kids are only exposed to one kind of music style growing up (the one their parents listen too) so they don't really know about the musical diversity that exists. It took me until I was around 11 to discover pop thanks to the boy-band explosion of the late 90's. Anyway that opened my ears to a bunch of different music styles and types and I was like, "Hey, some music isn't so bad". Anyway X amount of years later and I have only ever owned two cd's, Have never been to a music Concert, and have never owned an ipod. (If someone asks real nicely I'll tell you the mildly embarrassing two cd's I've owned: in retrospect the were not so good but definitely classic in there own way) All that aside I do enjoy Music that I hear on the radio and just around. I was watching videos late one night recently and walked away with three songs stuck in my head: Make Her Say by Kid Cudi, Chillin' by Wale ft. lady Gaga, and She Wolf by Shakira. The fact that she is heavily featured in two of those songs means that Lady Gaga Rocks my world apparently. But yeah as classy as all those songs are, it is what it is.



Everybody Wang Chung!

--S

A third "G" found in Gossip Girl?

Spotted: Chuck Bass locking lips with a dude.
Actor Ed Westwick will be sucking face with a guy on a future episode of Gossip Girl. I would tell everyone the reason, but I don't want to spoil to anything too important. So you'll have to visit other sites to get the spoiler like the one I read the information from. I'm no gay, but I don't mind Chuck going Prop 8!

News From Spoiler Alert! EW.com
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-Jae

Playlist of the Month

Music has really turned into a difficult structure of entertainment. It's mainly not like it once was. So to give you guys a little something I'm left with, here's my playlist of the month:

1. Asher Roth-She Don't Wanna Man
2. The All-American Rejects-Mona Lisa
3. Cobra Starship-Good Girls Go Bad
4. Jeremih-Runway
5. Gucci Mane-Wasted
6. Fall Out Boy-Coffee For Closers
7. Jay-Z-Run This Town
8. Jeremih-Starting All Over
9. Kings of Leon-Sex On Fire
10. Owl City-Fireflies
11. Paramore-ignorant
12. Fall Out Boy-What A Catch, Donnie
13. Drake-Little Bit
14. Matt & Kim-Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare
15. Ciara-Pucker Up

And that's just a couple. These songs are pretty good, but together they make a kick a** playlist... for me, lol!

-Jae

When in Doubt, Hottie Out!

Creating a blog is hard y’all; especially when you are first starting out. This blog really doesn’t have an identity yet, so I struggled to think of what would be a good post to help get the ball rolling. I want to be entertaining, and talk about something that people can relate to, yet also the topic has to be something I care about so I had to really wrack my brain. Years of reading blogs have left me with the perfect solution to my problem. A classic premise that I see on countless blogs: When in doubt, hottie out! Post a picture of someone attractive, write a little blurb about them and hope for the best. Lets be honest I won’t be the first guy to use a pretty girl to make myself seem more interesting. So for your satisfaction ladies and gentlemen I present you with:

Jessica Lowndes





Jessica is currently one of my favorite young actresses on T.V. Although you may have seen her in roles on ABC Family’s Greek, Kyle XY or in the lifeless horror flick The Hunting of Molly Hartley; she is best known as Adrianna, the slutty, pill-popping, wannabe actress who wound up pregnant on the CW’s 90210 last season. Although she doesn’t get as much press as some of her peers, (Including, the chick who somehow managed to claw her way out of Degrassi, Shenae Grimes, and weird looking yet inexplicably sexy , AnnaLynn McCord.) Jessica’s performance was the stand-out in the dross that is that show. I only started watching (accidentally! I swear) toward the end of the season, and found her performance and character instantly likable. Especially compared to Grimes' mugging as good girl Anne. According to word on the street, Lowndes’ character Adrianna was only meant to be around for a short arc that would have ultimately ended with her dead. Luckily the producers realized they stuck gold with Adrianna’s drama and kept her around, upgrading her to a staring role. Beyond that though, lets be honest. She is gorgeous! Season 2 of 90210 kicks off on September 8, 2009 at 8:00pm on The CW

--S

Oh snap! He's done it again!

As much as I am sick of these two, they seem to stay in the headlines, and I'm not talking about Heidi and Spencer. Chris Brown has become the new R. Kelly, who's career is flushing. I was reading Perez and MTO, and basically CB blacked out during the fight with Rihanna. Who gives a shit, we all know he kicked her ass and I for one think it was her fault, but OMG do we have to keep talking about these lonely, rich children. I luv them both, but enough Media, drop their ass and talk about something more serious like CARBS! (Horror Music)

Honestly, though, CB is bringing it upon himself. Shut the fuck up and let this shit roll over you idiot, it's not worth giving up your career over. I wish the best for the little bastard just hope every thing goes well.

-Jae

The Pilot

Welcome to the Naked Café. This is a blog shared by two guy best friends (J and S). It was designed for putting our two cents out there into the interweb. This first post is just meant to give you an taste of where our minds are at:

J: Well, well, well if it isn’t our viewers…
S: Don’t you mean readers?
J: Whatever…
S: I just mean, whoever is on our blog is reading this, not actually looking at us--
J: --Oh can we have nicknames?
S: umm okay.
J: I want to be called The Question mark, because I’m the gayest straight guy you’ll ever meet. Your nickname should be Lucky.
S: Okay, why is that?
J: I don’t know, I was just watching General Hospital earlier. Hmm, I think Perez Junior is so hot.
S: Is that a real person or something?
J: *quietly* You can be so slow sometimes.
S: Wait, now I get it! You mean as a name. It’s all right I guess.
J: What do you think of Mr. Brit-Brit?
S: Oh, I like that one. I do love Britney.
J: I know right, and you know if she ever reads this blog she’ll be honored.
S: I like the name, but I don’t love it. I wouldn’t actually use it. I think I need more time to think of a name for myself.
J: No, Mr. Brit-Brit would be another of MY nicknames.
S: *sigh* I think I’ll just stick with S
J: So how would you spell that? E-s. Es? because that’s kind of Mexican.
S: Not that there is anything wrong with that. We’re both African-American. No, I would just have a single letter: S.
J: Okay well I want J spelled out like j-a-e. Jae.
S: I thought you liked those other names.
J: Can’t I have them all?
S: I guess you can. It’s our blog. We can do whatever we want.
J: Let’s worry about names later.
S: You’re right. What is really important is to create a blog where we can express our opinion on random things in our unique and interesting way.
J: And to just be huge Bitches!
S: We’re not mean, we’re honest!
J: Yeah, and we want to entertain as many people as possible, all races, social classes, everybody. Like Michael Jackson!
S: Exactly, may he rest in peace.
J: And you already always talk about getting your nose done…
S: I told you that was a secret!
J: There are no secrets on the Naked Café!
S: I am already starting to feel the burden of this partnership. This is either going to be fun, or a train wreck!

So consider that a little preview, from me S. I'm well aware that my grammar leaves a lot to be desired, so I'll try to do better but, no one's perfect. J isn't online right now due to technical issues, so the first few posts may be filtered through me but expect to hear from him soon.

Until we meet again,

S