To Live or Die in The City!

My hopes is low for The Hills at this point, but I think this will make my fall line-up complete; here's the trailer for The city.

The City - MTV Shows

Juicy or What? The City is going there, too bad Degrassi isn't.

--Jae

Video from MTV.com

The Bitch IS TOATS back!

Reality tv started with one show that became one of the most talked about something, like Twilight (So can't wait for New Moon). It all started with Laguna Beach. From there it became more dramatic with the spin-off known as The Hills. After five wonderful seasons we are blessed with one more (Possibly the last) season and LC is gone. But, there's a new sheriff in town; Kristin Cavallari. KC is the hottest "Biotch" since Big Red and Regina George, the only problem though is that she actually exist. Here's a trailer for The new season of The Hills. Oh, and Speidi is in the mix too, but you don't have to watch that (Wink, Wink).

The Hills - MTV Shows

--Jae

Video from MTV.com

That is SO Fit!

If you don't know by now Fit is our way of saying Hot. So our first 'SO Fit' image of the day is none other than, Drum roll please,



Shaq in a Speedo!

Why is he embarrassing himself in such graphic manner you ask? They are on set of his new reality show (I know, another sports star getting a tv show or just another reality show, like there are not million of those, shout out to the hills and laguna beach) Shaq VS. The show basically is about Shaq going up against other top notch athletes in their own sport (this should interesting) with a twist... Okay, I lied no twist that's just the gist of it. I mean i might watch unless it interferes in my weekly, fall line up (The CW n FOX rocks). Besides I think Shaq toats rocked that speedo. That is SO FIT!

--Jae

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Jigga MY N****! SYKE!

Readers of the cafe, I have two words for you "Jigga, is, Crazy! Or maybe that's three, but continuing; Rapper Jay-Z allegedly threw a jab at "The Big O" (Oprah people, keep up). MediaTakeOut.com explains what happened when One India dissected the conversation in Oprah's Magazine:

"Hip-hop recently generated a lot of disapproval from prominent black celebrities like Oprah Winfrey and Bill Cosby, who say it is misogynistic and frequent uses the racial N-word. An annoyed Cosby even went on to pull off a hip-hop album that was "without the profanity, misogyny, violence and braggadocio".

However Jay-Z thinks otherwise. 'People in those circles try to dismiss it, buy you can't because it's part of culture. They only attack hip-hop because, and I hate to sound like a cynic, but this is all done for publicity purposes, right? You don't attack the real issue - you attack the thing that's popular.'"

Wow, and Oprah thought she was doing 'Bey' a favor.

My opinion is that Rap has got toats out of hand. I luv it, but certain things does not need to be said in many songs.

--Jae

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Five Movies in and They're still Bringing It!

Thanks to a drunken late night phone call, I woke up this morning with a undeniable urge to watch the Movie Bring It On. I watched it,but my hunger was not sated; a trip to the video store later and I was the proud owner of two new movies. Bring it On:In It to Win It, and Bring it on: Fight to the Finish. So I did a Mini marathon and going in with low expectations was pleasantly surprised. The Original was obviously the best, in terms of production value, music choice, and acting, yet somehow the new movies manage to capture the right amount of cheesy fluff entertainment. My major qualm with In it to win it was the terrible music selection, yet someone at the studios must have had the same thought because Fight to the Finish (Staring Christina Milian) was pretty bumpin'. I approve! Well played Universal Studios, and Beacon Pictures!

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Holla!

-Jae

Quote of the day

Life is life, but people suck!

--S

I smoked a cig and I liked It.

(Looking over this post made me realize I have to clarify that I'm 21 years old and in college right now), Ummmm, so I just got home from a late night out, and it was pretty random. As I was leaving my friend's apartment some guy walked up and said "Anyone need a cigarette?" and me , being me . a non-smoker but slightly intoxicated said the obvious thing "Yeah I do, thanks" so me and one of my roommates, Joe were walking back to our house I was walking down the streat smoking, feeling kinda B.A.(badass) and we met a guy coming out of the Dominos with a pizza, randomly we struck up a conversations, and then he tried to get us talking to some random girls who were walking in front of us. It would have happened except randomly a guy walked in front of us wearing New Orleans gear. Frankly I could give a damn but Joe is a hardcore Chicago Guy. " New Orleans sucks!" He yells at the guy as he passes. there are a lot of guys on the sidewalk so I guess he thought the guy wasn't going to turn around. He was wrong , the guy had been drinking too apparently so he turned around "Who said that?" long story , a lot less long we were on the street for a good 15 minutes talking shit back and forth until the guy finally realized he was outnumbered and went home. Shenanigans, I tell you! Now I'm home, smell like cigarette and watching late night MTV. the Real World: The Ruins looks like it is going to be a hoot, and I really like the Taylor Swift song You belong with me.

Peace out Hommies!

--S

Is it Morphing Time Yet?

I use to be(and still am to an extent,)a big fan of the original Power Ranger series. The newer stuff is lamezilla, but the older stuff is classic in my eyes(it helps that I haven't watched most of the episodes in about a decade). Jason, Trini, Billy,Kimberly, Zach, Tommy, Aisha, Rocky, Adam, And Kat, were totally my heroes of choice back in the day, I'll even throw a bone to their immediate successors: Tj, Marco, Ashley, Cassie, Andros, and Zhane. Not Justin though, he was lame. So it is kind of random that two of the original actors have popped up in the news recently.


Walter Jones who played Zach the Black Ranger got pulled over, and the arrested for a DUI over the past weekend after attending a Anime Convention. Statements have been released that proves that Walter was innocent, but you know the internet. Things spread quickly. *Lame joke ahead* I guess it is a good thing that Walter didn't try to shift into Turbo. (Hey, it's funny if you are me)



Now on a much more random note: according to JustJared.com Jason David Frank best known as Tommy the Green,White,Red and Black Ranger(dude was on a lot of seasons) has decided to take his mixed martial arts training and try to become a UFC fighter. This is both awesome and terrible. I'm not the hugest UFC fan, but my roommates are and imagining Tommy in the ring fills me with a sort of childlike glee. The dude could suck and he would still have a huge following, so I guess more power to him! If Brock Lesnar can be a success then why not the Green Ranger? Also if he gets his face knocked in that's cool too; I always preferred Jason anyway.

WWZD? (What Would Zordon Do?)

--S

Me Against the Music

When it comes to music I am what the Spanish would call "El Terrible". I like a lot of music but I never really had an intense passion for one genre over the other. I don't know if you have ever experienced them but there are certain kids out there who honestly think they don't like music. I use to be one of those kids. I think this is usually because the kids are only exposed to one kind of music style growing up (the one their parents listen too) so they don't really know about the musical diversity that exists. It took me until I was around 11 to discover pop thanks to the boy-band explosion of the late 90's. Anyway that opened my ears to a bunch of different music styles and types and I was like, "Hey, some music isn't so bad". Anyway X amount of years later and I have only ever owned two cd's, Have never been to a music Concert, and have never owned an ipod. (If someone asks real nicely I'll tell you the mildly embarrassing two cd's I've owned: in retrospect the were not so good but definitely classic in there own way) All that aside I do enjoy Music that I hear on the radio and just around. I was watching videos late one night recently and walked away with three songs stuck in my head: Make Her Say by Kid Cudi, Chillin' by Wale ft. lady Gaga, and She Wolf by Shakira. The fact that she is heavily featured in two of those songs means that Lady Gaga Rocks my world apparently. But yeah as classy as all those songs are, it is what it is.



Everybody Wang Chung!

--S

A third "G" found in Gossip Girl?

Spotted: Chuck Bass locking lips with a dude.
Actor Ed Westwick will be sucking face with a guy on a future episode of Gossip Girl. I would tell everyone the reason, but I don't want to spoil to anything too important. So you'll have to visit other sites to get the spoiler like the one I read the information from. I'm no gay, but I don't mind Chuck going Prop 8!

News From Spoiler Alert! EW.com
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-Jae

Playlist of the Month

Music has really turned into a difficult structure of entertainment. It's mainly not like it once was. So to give you guys a little something I'm left with, here's my playlist of the month:

1. Asher Roth-She Don't Wanna Man
2. The All-American Rejects-Mona Lisa
3. Cobra Starship-Good Girls Go Bad
4. Jeremih-Runway
5. Gucci Mane-Wasted
6. Fall Out Boy-Coffee For Closers
7. Jay-Z-Run This Town
8. Jeremih-Starting All Over
9. Kings of Leon-Sex On Fire
10. Owl City-Fireflies
11. Paramore-ignorant
12. Fall Out Boy-What A Catch, Donnie
13. Drake-Little Bit
14. Matt & Kim-Good Ol' Fashion Nightmare
15. Ciara-Pucker Up

And that's just a couple. These songs are pretty good, but together they make a kick a** playlist... for me, lol!

-Jae

When in Doubt, Hottie Out!

Creating a blog is hard y’all; especially when you are first starting out. This blog really doesn’t have an identity yet, so I struggled to think of what would be a good post to help get the ball rolling. I want to be entertaining, and talk about something that people can relate to, yet also the topic has to be something I care about so I had to really wrack my brain. Years of reading blogs have left me with the perfect solution to my problem. A classic premise that I see on countless blogs: When in doubt, hottie out! Post a picture of someone attractive, write a little blurb about them and hope for the best. Lets be honest I won’t be the first guy to use a pretty girl to make myself seem more interesting. So for your satisfaction ladies and gentlemen I present you with:

Jessica Lowndes





Jessica is currently one of my favorite young actresses on T.V. Although you may have seen her in roles on ABC Family’s Greek, Kyle XY or in the lifeless horror flick The Hunting of Molly Hartley; she is best known as Adrianna, the slutty, pill-popping, wannabe actress who wound up pregnant on the CW’s 90210 last season. Although she doesn’t get as much press as some of her peers, (Including, the chick who somehow managed to claw her way out of Degrassi, Shenae Grimes, and weird looking yet inexplicably sexy , AnnaLynn McCord.) Jessica’s performance was the stand-out in the dross that is that show. I only started watching (accidentally! I swear) toward the end of the season, and found her performance and character instantly likable. Especially compared to Grimes' mugging as good girl Anne. According to word on the street, Lowndes’ character Adrianna was only meant to be around for a short arc that would have ultimately ended with her dead. Luckily the producers realized they stuck gold with Adrianna’s drama and kept her around, upgrading her to a staring role. Beyond that though, lets be honest. She is gorgeous! Season 2 of 90210 kicks off on September 8, 2009 at 8:00pm on The CW

--S

Oh snap! He's done it again!

As much as I am sick of these two, they seem to stay in the headlines, and I'm not talking about Heidi and Spencer. Chris Brown has become the new R. Kelly, who's career is flushing. I was reading Perez and MTO, and basically CB blacked out during the fight with Rihanna. Who gives a shit, we all know he kicked her ass and I for one think it was her fault, but OMG do we have to keep talking about these lonely, rich children. I luv them both, but enough Media, drop their ass and talk about something more serious like CARBS! (Horror Music)

Honestly, though, CB is bringing it upon himself. Shut the fuck up and let this shit roll over you idiot, it's not worth giving up your career over. I wish the best for the little bastard just hope every thing goes well.

-Jae

The Pilot

Welcome to the Naked Café. This is a blog shared by two guy best friends (J and S). It was designed for putting our two cents out there into the interweb. This first post is just meant to give you an taste of where our minds are at:

J: Well, well, well if it isn’t our viewers…
S: Don’t you mean readers?
J: Whatever…
S: I just mean, whoever is on our blog is reading this, not actually looking at us--
J: --Oh can we have nicknames?
S: umm okay.
J: I want to be called The Question mark, because I’m the gayest straight guy you’ll ever meet. Your nickname should be Lucky.
S: Okay, why is that?
J: I don’t know, I was just watching General Hospital earlier. Hmm, I think Perez Junior is so hot.
S: Is that a real person or something?
J: *quietly* You can be so slow sometimes.
S: Wait, now I get it! You mean as a name. It’s all right I guess.
J: What do you think of Mr. Brit-Brit?
S: Oh, I like that one. I do love Britney.
J: I know right, and you know if she ever reads this blog she’ll be honored.
S: I like the name, but I don’t love it. I wouldn’t actually use it. I think I need more time to think of a name for myself.
J: No, Mr. Brit-Brit would be another of MY nicknames.
S: *sigh* I think I’ll just stick with S
J: So how would you spell that? E-s. Es? because that’s kind of Mexican.
S: Not that there is anything wrong with that. We’re both African-American. No, I would just have a single letter: S.
J: Okay well I want J spelled out like j-a-e. Jae.
S: I thought you liked those other names.
J: Can’t I have them all?
S: I guess you can. It’s our blog. We can do whatever we want.
J: Let’s worry about names later.
S: You’re right. What is really important is to create a blog where we can express our opinion on random things in our unique and interesting way.
J: And to just be huge Bitches!
S: We’re not mean, we’re honest!
J: Yeah, and we want to entertain as many people as possible, all races, social classes, everybody. Like Michael Jackson!
S: Exactly, may he rest in peace.
J: And you already always talk about getting your nose done…
S: I told you that was a secret!
J: There are no secrets on the Naked Café!
S: I am already starting to feel the burden of this partnership. This is either going to be fun, or a train wreck!

So consider that a little preview, from me S. I'm well aware that my grammar leaves a lot to be desired, so I'll try to do better but, no one's perfect. J isn't online right now due to technical issues, so the first few posts may be filtered through me but expect to hear from him soon.

Until we meet again,

S