To Live or Die in The City!

My hopes is low for The Hills at this point, but I think this will make my fall line-up complete; here's the trailer for The city.

The City - MTV Shows

Juicy or What? The City is going there, too bad Degrassi isn't.

--Jae

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The Bitch IS TOATS back!

Reality tv started with one show that became one of the most talked about something, like Twilight (So can't wait for New Moon). It all started with Laguna Beach. From there it became more dramatic with the spin-off known as The Hills. After five wonderful seasons we are blessed with one more (Possibly the last) season and LC is gone. But, there's a new sheriff in town; Kristin Cavallari. KC is the hottest "Biotch" since Big Red and Regina George, the only problem though is that she actually exist. Here's a trailer for The new season of The Hills. Oh, and Speidi is in the mix too, but you don't have to watch that (Wink, Wink).

The Hills - MTV Shows

--Jae

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That is SO Fit!

If you don't know by now Fit is our way of saying Hot. So our first 'SO Fit' image of the day is none other than, Drum roll please,



Shaq in a Speedo!

Why is he embarrassing himself in such graphic manner you ask? They are on set of his new reality show (I know, another sports star getting a tv show or just another reality show, like there are not million of those, shout out to the hills and laguna beach) Shaq VS. The show basically is about Shaq going up against other top notch athletes in their own sport (this should interesting) with a twist... Okay, I lied no twist that's just the gist of it. I mean i might watch unless it interferes in my weekly, fall line up (The CW n FOX rocks). Besides I think Shaq toats rocked that speedo. That is SO FIT!

--Jae

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Jigga MY N****! SYKE!

Readers of the cafe, I have two words for you "Jigga, is, Crazy! Or maybe that's three, but continuing; Rapper Jay-Z allegedly threw a jab at "The Big O" (Oprah people, keep up). MediaTakeOut.com explains what happened when One India dissected the conversation in Oprah's Magazine:

"Hip-hop recently generated a lot of disapproval from prominent black celebrities like Oprah Winfrey and Bill Cosby, who say it is misogynistic and frequent uses the racial N-word. An annoyed Cosby even went on to pull off a hip-hop album that was "without the profanity, misogyny, violence and braggadocio".

However Jay-Z thinks otherwise. 'People in those circles try to dismiss it, buy you can't because it's part of culture. They only attack hip-hop because, and I hate to sound like a cynic, but this is all done for publicity purposes, right? You don't attack the real issue - you attack the thing that's popular.'"

Wow, and Oprah thought she was doing 'Bey' a favor.

My opinion is that Rap has got toats out of hand. I luv it, but certain things does not need to be said in many songs.

--Jae

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Five Movies in and They're still Bringing It!

Thanks to a drunken late night phone call, I woke up this morning with a undeniable urge to watch the Movie Bring It On. I watched it,but my hunger was not sated; a trip to the video store later and I was the proud owner of two new movies. Bring it On:In It to Win It, and Bring it on: Fight to the Finish. So I did a Mini marathon and going in with low expectations was pleasantly surprised. The Original was obviously the best, in terms of production value, music choice, and acting, yet somehow the new movies manage to capture the right amount of cheesy fluff entertainment. My major qualm with In it to win it was the terrible music selection, yet someone at the studios must have had the same thought because Fight to the Finish (Staring Christina Milian) was pretty bumpin'. I approve! Well played Universal Studios, and Beacon Pictures!

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Holla!

-Jae

Quote of the day

Life is life, but people suck!

--S

I smoked a cig and I liked It.

(Looking over this post made me realize I have to clarify that I'm 21 years old and in college right now), Ummmm, so I just got home from a late night out, and it was pretty random. As I was leaving my friend's apartment some guy walked up and said "Anyone need a cigarette?" and me , being me . a non-smoker but slightly intoxicated said the obvious thing "Yeah I do, thanks" so me and one of my roommates, Joe were walking back to our house I was walking down the streat smoking, feeling kinda B.A.(badass) and we met a guy coming out of the Dominos with a pizza, randomly we struck up a conversations, and then he tried to get us talking to some random girls who were walking in front of us. It would have happened except randomly a guy walked in front of us wearing New Orleans gear. Frankly I could give a damn but Joe is a hardcore Chicago Guy. " New Orleans sucks!" He yells at the guy as he passes. there are a lot of guys on the sidewalk so I guess he thought the guy wasn't going to turn around. He was wrong , the guy had been drinking too apparently so he turned around "Who said that?" long story , a lot less long we were on the street for a good 15 minutes talking shit back and forth until the guy finally realized he was outnumbered and went home. Shenanigans, I tell you! Now I'm home, smell like cigarette and watching late night MTV. the Real World: The Ruins looks like it is going to be a hoot, and I really like the Taylor Swift song You belong with me.

Peace out Hommies!

--S

Is it Morphing Time Yet?

I use to be(and still am to an extent,)a big fan of the original Power Ranger series. The newer stuff is lamezilla, but the older stuff is classic in my eyes(it helps that I haven't watched most of the episodes in about a decade). Jason, Trini, Billy,Kimberly, Zach, Tommy, Aisha, Rocky, Adam, And Kat, were totally my heroes of choice back in the day, I'll even throw a bone to their immediate successors: Tj, Marco, Ashley, Cassie, Andros, and Zhane. Not Justin though, he was lame. So it is kind of random that two of the original actors have popped up in the news recently.


Walter Jones who played Zach the Black Ranger got pulled over, and the arrested for a DUI over the past weekend after attending a Anime Convention. Statements have been released that proves that Walter was innocent, but you know the internet. Things spread quickly. *Lame joke ahead* I guess it is a good thing that Walter didn't try to shift into Turbo. (Hey, it's funny if you are me)



Now on a much more random note: according to JustJared.com Jason David Frank best known as Tommy the Green,White,Red and Black Ranger(dude was on a lot of seasons) has decided to take his mixed martial arts training and try to become a UFC fighter. This is both awesome and terrible. I'm not the hugest UFC fan, but my roommates are and imagining Tommy in the ring fills me with a sort of childlike glee. The dude could suck and he would still have a huge following, so I guess more power to him! If Brock Lesnar can be a success then why not the Green Ranger? Also if he gets his face knocked in that's cool too; I always preferred Jason anyway.

WWZD? (What Would Zordon Do?)

--S

Me Against the Music

When it comes to music I am what the Spanish would call "El Terrible". I like a lot of music but I never really had an intense passion for one genre over the other. I don't know if you have ever experienced them but there are certain kids out there who honestly think they don't like music. I use to be one of those kids. I think this is usually because the kids are only exposed to one kind of music style growing up (the one their parents listen too) so they don't really know about the musical diversity that exists. It took me until I was around 11 to discover pop thanks to the boy-band explosion of the late 90's. Anyway that opened my ears to a bunch of different music styles and types and I was like, "Hey, some music isn't so bad". Anyway X amount of years later and I have only ever owned two cd's, Have never been to a music Concert, and have never owned an ipod. (If someone asks real nicely I'll tell you the mildly embarrassing two cd's I've owned: in retrospect the were not so good but definitely classic in there own way) All that aside I do enjoy Music that I hear on the radio and just around. I was watching videos late one night recently and walked away with three songs stuck in my head: Make Her Say by Kid Cudi, Chillin' by Wale ft. lady Gaga, and She Wolf by Shakira. The fact that she is heavily featured in two of those songs means that Lady Gaga Rocks my world apparently. But yeah as classy as all those songs are, it is what it is.



Everybody Wang Chung!

--S